Friday, May 23, 2008

Name Origin

The name Dustin has a very good meaning. It means the coolest kid around.....no just kidding, it means Thor's Stone. I don' t know who Thor is but I guess he had a stone that was important and I guess I was important to my parents for them to name me after a stone that a guy had that no one really knows who he is at all. Well I'm running out of things to talk about so I guess I'm just going to go on about stupid random things. So I called this dealership the other day for a truck and they want me to come in and trade my car straight up for it. So I think I'm going to be getting that truck here sometime soon.....hopefully.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Arranged Marriage

If my parents were to choose a mate for me, I think my mom really wouldnt be that picky. The only thing my mom would really care about would be if the mate would be successful in life or just sit around and do absolutely nothing. My dad I know wouldnt be that picky. He would just want someone that would make me happy and would get along with. My parents choices really dont differ from my own, because i wouldnt want a lazy mate. I would a mate that was actually doing something with their life. I would also want someone that would be funny and wouldnt take little things seriously. I would want a mate that knows how to have fun and would want to do fun things.

Friday, May 2, 2008

dumb laws

1.If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.
2.
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
3.
If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
4.
Road Kill may be taken home for supper.
5.
It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
6.
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
7.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
8.
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
9.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
10.A dogcatcher must notify the dog, three days before they capture them, of their intentions.

Here are the most stupid laws that I have ever heard of. Knowing my luck I would go to the state and mess and do one of these and get put in jail.