Name Origin

The name Dustin has a very good meaning. It means the coolest kid around.....no just kidding, it means Thor's Stone. I don' t know who Thor is but I guess he had a stone that was important and I guess I was important to my parents for them to name me after a stone that a guy had that no one really knows who he is at all. Well I'm running out of things to talk about so I guess I'm just going to go on about stupid random things. So I called this dealership the other day for a truck and they want me to come in and trade my car straight up for it. So I think I'm going to be getting that truck here sometime soon.....hopefully.

Arranged Marriage

If my parents were to choose a mate for me, I think my mom really wouldnt be that picky. The only thing my mom would really care about would be if the mate would be successful in life or just sit around and do absolutely nothing. My dad I know wouldnt be that picky. He would just want someone that would make me happy and would get along with. My parents choices really dont differ from my own, because i wouldnt want a lazy mate. I would a mate that was actually doing something with their life. I would also want someone that would be funny and wouldnt take little things seriously. I would want a mate that knows how to have fun and would want to do fun things.

dumb laws

1.If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.
2.It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
3.If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
4.Road Kill may be taken home for supper.
5.It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
6.No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
7.While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
8.It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
9.It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
10.A dogcatcher must notify the dog, three days before they capture them, of their intentions.

Here are the most stupid laws that I have ever heard of. Knowing my luck I would go to the state and mess and do one of these and get put in jail.

5 Million dollars

If i had 5 million dollars i would buy a 2001 Trans Am Firehawk and a 2001 Chevy Silverado. The Firehawk would cost about 30,000 and the Silverado would cost about 20,000. Then i would buy a 1.5 million dollar house. I would have an inground that would cost about 10,000 to put in. I would also fill my garage with four-wheelers and dirt-bikes. That would cost me about 100,000 then i would put after market parts on all of my things. That would cost at least 300,000. Then i would save the rest.

If I were...

If I were a superhero i would be batman. I would save Gotham City and others.
If I were a car i would pick a 2000 Chevy Silverado Z71 4X4 so i could go muddin all the time and be able to be bigger then anyone else and run over all the little cars. If I werea color i would pick pink. I would pick pink because i would stand out like I do now, so nothing would change. So now you know what i would be so maybe you can tell me what kind of stuff you would like to be.

my last 24 hours

If I had 24 hours to live i would probably spend it with my family and friends and have a big party. I would grill out with hot dogs and hamburgers. I would try stuff i wouldnt normally do. Then i would probably do something so bad i would get life in prison and just laugh and tell them i will die in 20 minutes anyway. But for me to get there i would steal a lamborghini and run it into a cop car then i would put them in handcuffs and ask them how it feels and make them tighter everytime they said oww. Then I would try to make it somewhere so I can steal a tank and drive it through Danvers, Minier, Stanford, Atlanta and anywhere else I could make it before they blow me up.

where i would choose to live

If I were to choose an era of time to live, I would probably pick the 70's. I would pick this era for when i was a teenager with my license. The reason would be so I could have my dream car.....1970 Chevelle SS. Another reason I would pick this era would be because the cars are so cheap back then. I guess I wouldn’t have to have the Chevelle but i would definitely have to have a freakin badd-a.. car. I just like cars so much that i would want to be around when the baddest cars were out on the market. I like the feel of muscle and power in cars. Whenever my dad was younger he had a Chevelle that was tricked out to the max. He ended up having to sell it because he got to many tickets with it. Him and his buddies would go down to the “square” and race their cars. He said that as soon as he let off the clutch no matter how soft it was the tires would chirp. That’s what I want in my car. Pure Muscle.

the t.v show i hate

The T.V. show i most hate would have to be Big Brother. Because i think they act to much. I dont think they show you how it really is when you live with a numerous amount of people. I think this because i live in a house of 8 and it really aint that bad. I guess i could say that i dont like any show that is based around drama. Half the stuff they show you is fake anyway because they tell the people to act that way for the ratings. The way i would change would have to be let them live and not boost the ratings by drama or take it off the air.

The animal i resemble

The animal i resemble would be the bear. I picked the bear because i would probably have eaten timothy treadwell as well. Just because he would be invading my space. I also picked this so i could eat Tabitha because she is a porcupine. If she pricked me i would boot her away and then go after her to eat her alive and make her suffer the consequences in a slow and very painful death. Then i would feel bad because I would not want to eat Tabitha. I would probably have wanted to hang out with her and become eachothers pals. YAY!!!!

if i were to become a transcendentalists i would...

if i were to be a transcendentalist i would definately go to the Amazon. I would go to the Amazon because the rainforest needs to be protected. One thing i would have to worry about would be the Jaguar. I would make a shelter out of the leaves that fell on the ground and also i woul use the branches. With me being in the Amazon i would probably not want to go back to civilization but i think someone would come get me out of the Amazon or at least look for me to see if i was ok.

the center of the earth

in the center of the earth there is a huge diamond. everyone wanted this diamond and many people have died trying to get this diamond. this has been going on for years. but finally there was this one great magnificent kid that was named dustin the great. he also dreamed about this diamond. then there was an evil person named the terrible tabitha. they were trying to compete to see who could get the diamond first. so one day they held a competition to see who could finally get the diamond. the competition started and dustin the great was in the lead then the terrible tabitha got ahead. they had to dig big holes through the earth and tabitha was worn out with the first swing of the shovel but dustin the great was nowhere to be found. after tabitha got three swings in dustin rose up from his tunnel with the diamond in hand and asked tabitha to marry him....then he said just kidding and ran off like a wee little leperchaun.

my utopia

my utopia would be a perfect world with no violence and and honestly no parents to tell you what to do. the world would be a big beach and would have sand dunes and offroad parks for trucks and four-wheelers. there would also have to be pavement so i can get my drift on. we wouldnt have to go to school and would never have to work, we would just be rich and be able to do whatever we want to do. most everything would be legal and there would have to be some sort of law but that doesnt matter to me very much. if someone wants to beat another person up then i say let them settle the differences themselves in a ring....just so noone would get killed. this is my utopia.

The non-wonderful thing about Olympia

Olympia is really not that interesting at all. A lot of people think they are better than anyone else, but thats normally only upper classmen. Olympia is located in the middle of corn fields. Some of their sports are very successful but some are just plaine bad. I moved here from Mackinaw and honestly i have to say that i like Mackinaw a heck of a lot better. Olympia is an alright school though. ive made a lot friends here and i get along with most everyone. i guess its alright having a school in the middle of nowhere. yay!

A Special Meeting

If i were to meet someone, i would have to meet professional drifter. i would meet this person because i am the drift king of danvers. i like to go out and slide my truck around the corners in town and outside of town. i would meet this person so i can get more pointers to drifting so i can be the best there is around these parts. i eventually want to get a rear wheel drive tuner and set up for drifting but that probably would never happen just because that would cost way too much money. this is who i would meet and why.