the center of the earth

in the center of the earth there is a huge diamond. everyone wanted this diamond and many people have died trying to get this diamond. this has been going on for years. but finally there was this one great magnificent kid that was named dustin the great. he also dreamed about this diamond. then there was an evil person named the terrible tabitha. they were trying to compete to see who could get the diamond first. so one day they held a competition to see who could finally get the diamond. the competition started and dustin the great was in the lead then the terrible tabitha got ahead. they had to dig big holes through the earth and tabitha was worn out with the first swing of the shovel but dustin the great was nowhere to be found. after tabitha got three swings in dustin rose up from his tunnel with the diamond in hand and asked tabitha to marry him....then he said just kidding and ran off like a wee little leperchaun.